What Richard Nixon did to warrant an impeachment investigation was illegal, but compared to what Lord Dampnut has done, it wasn't worth more than a slap on the wrist.
What Bill Clinton did to warrant an impeachment investigation was morally reprehensible but not illegal.
What Lord Dampnut is being accused of is multiple straight-up criminal charges.
Nixon was smart enough to know that the best thing to do was bow out as gracefully as possible.
Clinton kept his head down and just focused on his job during the attempt to impeach.
Lord Dampnut won't be able to stay away from dithering about witch hunts on Twitter.
If we played a drinking game where we took a shot every time Lord Dampnut cried: "witch hunt!" or "fake news!" we'd be blotto constantly.
Besides, Lord Dampnut avoided doing his job whenever possible.
Whatever else I might think of Richard Nixon, I give him credit where credit is due for stepping aside and letting Ford take over. That was the best move for the country's sake.
Whatever else I may think of Bill Clinton (and my opinions are not entirely favorable) I give him credit where credit is due for maintaining a professional demeanor during the attempt to impeach him.
With Lord Dampnut, it's going to be a complete circus. Nothing is ever his fault. It's all someone else's fault. We're just conspiring against (in his own words) "a very innocent President." Witch hunt! Witch hunt! Fake news!
Anyone who wants to get a buzz, just grab your favorite libation and head over to Lord Dampnut's Twitter. I'll bet anything you'll be crocked within the hour.
~Sly Has Spoken~
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