Sly's WTF Wednesday: Lord Dampnut's Wacky Build The Wall Party Game

According to The Daily Kos, there was a fun little xenophobic "Build the Wall" game at the White House Hallow-Evil party as Lord Dampnut sought to indoctrinate the kiddies to his twisted mindset.

Nothing, and I mean nothing that Cheeto Hitler does surprises me. Worrisome though Pence and his beliefs are, I always find myself saying: "Pence is awful, but at least he wouldn't do that." Not exactly a ringing endorsement, only an endorsement of the lesser of two evils. They can't impeach the Tangerine Sociopath soon enough.

"Republicans were, predictably, unconcerned about the message the activity sent, but really upset about the encroachment on their right to laugh. “Everyone loses their minds over everything, and nothing can be funny anymore,” they whined."

This isn't exactly surprising. Anytime shitty people get called out on their shitty behavior, they tend to respond with "everyone is just too sensitive! You can't even do shitty shit without people telling you to stop being shitty! It's just not fair!"

Just another fucked-up day in Lord Dampnut's dystopia.

~Sly Has Spoken~

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Impeachment Proceedings As Handled by Nixon, Clinton, and Lord Dampnut With Bonus Drinking Game

What Richard Nixon did to warrant an impeachment investigation was illegal, but compared to what Lord Dampnut has done, it wasn't worth more than a slap on the wrist. 

What Bill Clinton did to warrant an impeachment investigation was morally reprehensible but not illegal. 

What Lord Dampnut is being accused of is multiple straight-up criminal charges. 

Nixon was smart enough to know that the best thing to do was bow out as gracefully as possible.

Clinton kept his head down and just focused on his job during the attempt to impeach.

Lord Dampnut won't be able to stay away from dithering about witch hunts on Twitter. 

If we played a drinking game where we took a shot every time Lord Dampnut cried: "witch hunt!" or "fake news!" we'd be blotto constantly. 

Besides, Lord Dampnut avoided doing his job whenever possible. 

Whatever else I might think of Richard Nixon, I give him credit where credit is due for stepping aside and letting Ford take over. That was the best move for the country's sake.

Whatever else I may think of Bill Clinton (and my opinions are not entirely favorable) I give him credit where credit is due for maintaining a professional demeanor during the attempt to impeach him.

With Lord Dampnut, it's going to be a complete circus. Nothing is ever his fault. It's all someone else's fault. We're just conspiring against (in his own words) "a very innocent President." Witch hunt! Witch hunt! Fake news!

Anyone who wants to get a buzz, just grab your favorite libation and head over to Lord Dampnut's Twitter. I'll bet anything you'll be crocked within the hour.

~Sly Has Spoken~

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Trump and the Cult of Personality

This tweet is very mature and presidential and not at all the ravings of an unhinged despot desperate for adulation and whose mind is stuck at 12 years old.

A recent poll asked why I felt that Lord Dampnut was unfit to be President. Here is what I said:

He entirely lacks emotional maturity and compassion. Rather than attempting to make any sort of changes that would benefit the citizens of this country, particularly the middle and working classes, he is constantly taking to Twitter to accuse others of attacking him. He is a rude, crass bully. I disapprove of his vile demeanor.

If actions are taken to impeach the bastard, I can only hope that they succeed. It's true that Pence is terrible too, but Lord Dampnut has one attribute which Pence lacks. Lord Dampnut utilizes the Cult of Personality. 

Utilization of the Cult of Personality would not be Pence's style. Pence is not a showboat. Pence is a reactionary who has terrible beliefs, but he is polished and composed. 

Initially, I felt that impeaching Lord Dampnut might not be the best idea because Pence isn't an idiot and might be able to quietly wreak more havoc by appearing agreeable and, at least compared to Lord Dampnut, rational. However, Pence's lack of volatility makes him far less interesting. Those needing an overlord would be far less likely to clamor about him, ready to do his bidding at the drop of a red MAGA hat.

Things have gone to such extremes that I have come to believe that impeaching Lord Dampnut would be for the best. We can deal with the rest of the hydra when we've severed its central head.

~Sly Has Spoken~

I exploit you, still, you love me

I tell you one and one makes three

I'm the cult of personality

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