Showing posts with label Lord Dampnut. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lord Dampnut. Show all posts

Friday, November 1, 2019

Impeachment Proceedings As Handled by Nixon, Clinton, and Lord Dampnut With Bonus Drinking Game


What Richard Nixon did to warrant an impeachment investigation was illegal, but compared to what Lord Dampnut has done, it wasn't worth more than a slap on the wrist. 


What Bill Clinton did to warrant an impeachment investigation was morally reprehensible but not illegal. 


What Lord Dampnut is being accused of is multiple straight-up criminal charges. 

Nixon was smart enough to know that the best thing to do was bow out as gracefully as possible.

Clinton kept his head down and just focused on his job during the attempt to impeach.

Lord Dampnut won't be able to stay away from dithering about witch hunts on Twitter. 

If we played a drinking game where we took a shot every time Lord Dampnut cried: "witch hunt!" or "fake news!" we'd be blotto constantly. 

Besides, Lord Dampnut avoided doing his job whenever possible. 

Whatever else I might think of Richard Nixon, I give him credit where credit is due for stepping aside and letting Ford take over. That was the best move for the country's sake.

Whatever else I may think of Bill Clinton (and my opinions are not entirely favorable) I give him credit where credit is due for maintaining a professional demeanor during the attempt to impeach him.

With Lord Dampnut, it's going to be a complete circus. Nothing is ever his fault. It's all someone else's fault. We're just conspiring against (in his own words) "a very innocent President." Witch hunt! Witch hunt! Fake news!

Anyone who wants to get a buzz, just grab your favorite libation and head over to Lord Dampnut's Twitter. I'll bet anything you'll be crocked within the hour.

~Sly Has Spoken~

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Tuesday, April 30, 2019

Trump and the Cult of Personality


This tweet is very mature and presidential and not at all the ravings of an unhinged despot desperate for adulation and whose mind is stuck at 12 years old.

A recent poll asked why I felt that Lord Dampnut was unfit to be President. Here is what I said:
He entirely lacks emotional maturity and compassion. Rather than attempting to make any sort of changes that would benefit the citizens of this country, particularly the middle and working classes, he is constantly taking to Twitter to accuse others of attacking him. He is a rude, crass bully. I disapprove of his vile demeanor.

If actions are taken to impeach the bastard, I can only hope that they succeed. It's true that Pence is terrible too, but Lord Dampnut has one attribute which Pence lacks. Lord Dampnut utilizes the Cult of Personality

Utilization of the Cult of Personality would not be Pence's style. Pence is not a showboat. Pence is a reactionary who has terrible beliefs, but he is polished and composed. 

Initially, I felt that impeaching Lord Dampnut might not be the best idea because Pence isn't an idiot and might be able to quietly wreak more havoc by appearing agreeable and, at least compared to Lord Dampnut, rational. However, Pence's lack of volatility makes him far less interesting. Those needing an overlord would be far less likely to clamor about him, ready to do his bidding at the drop of a red MAGA hat.

Things have gone to such extremes that I have come to believe that impeaching Lord Dampnut would be for the best. We can deal with the rest of the hydra when we've severed its central head.

~Sly Has Spoken~

I exploit you, still, you love me
I tell you one and one makes three
I'm the cult of personality



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Monday, December 24, 2018

Happy Xmahanukwanzyule 2018


(This post was written on the Deliver Me blog and cross-posted)

Happy holidays if you celebrate them and best wishes for prosperity in the approaching year!
It has been an eventful and not terribly lucrative year here in the World of Nether, but many of our efforts are still in their infancy and I like to think that things are looking up and that perseverance still counts for something. To a degree, these are uncharted waters that we are navigating with the rise of the gig economy. So, what can we do to make this unprecedented situation work for us?
For my own part, I have a knack for speaking my mind, such as it is, and for telling it like it is from my point of view. This has tended to get me in trouble, but the older I get the less fucks I give. 


However, I do not intend to use this so-called skill only to bitch about everything that pisses me off. I would also like to use it to help others. 
For many years, I worked as a nurse's aide and then a nurse. I helped those who were too infirm to care for their own needs. This included the elderly and special needs children. However, my own constitution declined sharply in the past couple of years, and I can no longer do the physically demanding jobs that I had been doing since 1988.
My income declined sharply when I was no longer able to work as a nurse. Between 2015 and 2017, I was pulling up to $1000 per week if I worked 60 hour weeks. However, I was constantly exhausted and always in a mental fog working this many hours. In some ways I'm amazed that I never made any critical errors.
I am unable to work full time at this point, and my disabilities put me out of the running for most "normal" jobs. Because of my health issues, I need Medicaid. But if I make more than $1100 a month, I lose Medicaid. To me, it seems as if I'm being punished for being disabled. I think that punishing people for being disabled is one whole steaming load of crap. I also think that Charles Dickens would have a field day writing about the current political climate in the era of Lord Dampnut. In fairness, being British, he might be more inclined to write about Brexit and Lord Dampnut's British soul twin, Boris Johnson.
In any case, I am trying to piece together a life that works. Other than being broke and physically unable to do certain things that I used to be able to do without issue, there are many ways in which I like my life after disability better than my life before disability. I like not being enslaved by a time clock. I much prefer soft deadlines to Draconian ones.
Overall, I am a creative rather than a practical person. If I could, I would spend my days writing, learning to draw, engaging in Photoshop Phucquery, hand crocheting, loom knitting, woodworking, making soap and candles, and whatever other artsy fartsy crafty wafty pursuit happened to strike my fancy. I attempt to keep my artsy fartsy side separate from the Deliver Me blog, but there is inevitable bleed-through, and I'm not going to fight the tide too hard.
If you are interested in opportunities for writers or occasional shares of poetry and prose, visit the Horror Harridans Writing Sisterhood page.
If you are interested in WAH opportunities, recipes, and suggestions for saving money, visit the Deliver Me blog.
If you are interested in reading high quality Kindle smut, visit the Naughty Netherworld Press blog. This blog is safe for work, but some of the places it links to aren't. 
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May you and yours have a pleasant holiday if you celebrate, or a good day in general if you don't.

Best wishes,
Cie

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Tuesday, August 14, 2018

Lord Dampnut and Omarosa: The Bloom is Off the Rose

Juan Williams: A man who was evidently abducted by aliens 40 years ago and only recently returned to Earth, as evidenced by his shock at Lord Dampnut's foul behavior

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/08/trumps-racist-dog-tweet-leaves-fox-news-hosts-stunned-doesnt-know-hes-president/

When you give a crazed, crying lowlife a break, and give her a job at the White House, I guess it just didn’t work out. Good work by General Kelly for quickly firing that dog!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 14, 2018
How shocking that Pussy-Grabber 45 would refer to someone in a dehumanizing way. I'm so shocked.
Actually, I'm not shocked. You're not shocked. Nobody's shocked. Enough with the fake outrage. It doesn't take a damn psychic or political analyst to predict that a shitty person will behave in shitty ways, particularly when that shitty person is none other than Putin's lap dog, Lord Dampnut.
However, there is a certain platitude about rats jumping a sinking ship which seems appropriate to use here. When even Faux News is "shocked" by Lord Dampnut's behavior, it seems to me that the dumpster fire is getting higher.
Don't say I didn't warn you back when this schmuck was nominated that electing him would be a disaster.



~Sly Has Spoken~

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