Lord Dampnut and Omarosa: The Bloom is Off the Rose

Juan Williams: A man who was evidently abducted by aliens 40 years ago and only recently returned to Earth, as evidenced by his shock at Lord Dampnut's foul behavior

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/08/trumps-racist-dog-tweet-leaves-fox-news-hosts-stunned-doesnt-know-hes-president/

When you give a crazed, crying lowlife a break, and give her a job at the White House, I guess it just didn’t work out. Good work by General Kelly for quickly firing that dog!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 14, 2018

How shocking that Pussy-Grabber 45 would refer to someone in a dehumanizing way. I'm so shocked.
Actually, I'm not shocked. You're not shocked. Nobody's shocked. Enough with the fake outrage. It doesn't take a damn psychic or political analyst to predict that a shitty person will behave in shitty ways, particularly when that shitty person is none other than Putin's lap dog, Lord Dampnut.

However, there is a certain platitude about rats jumping a sinking ship which seems appropriate to use here. When even Faux News is "shocked" by Lord Dampnut's behavior, it seems to me that the dumpster fire is getting higher.

Don't say I didn't warn you back when this schmuck was nominated that electing him would be a disaster.

~Sly Has Spoken~

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Sly Says: Don't Give Attention-Seeking Gremlins Martyr Status

Having a drink thrown in her face: like it was Christmas and her birthday all rolled up into one, 'cause now she gets to be a martyr

For the hothead who threw a drink at Ann Coulter Jr. (Tomi Lahren):
Nice work, Smartass. You went and made her into a martyr.
I'd like to dump a truck of manure on that malevolent Barbie doll. But you know why I don't, other than the fact that I don't have access to a truck of manure?
I don't want to give her the attention.
Creatures like Tomi Lahren aren't honorable like Andre Linoge, who was a homicidal supernatural entity and child stealer. With Andre Linoge, if you gave him what he wanted, he went away.
Malevolent entities like Tomi Lahren don't go away when you give them what they want. They become more powerful and demand even more attention.
Perhaps the person who threw a drink thought that Ann Coulter Junior would melt like the witch in the Wizard of Oz.
Sadly, no.
If she had, I might have thought about praising the drink thrower rather than rolling my eyes and saying "great, now Miss Big-Mouth Blonde Plastic Face Faux News Pundit has people feeling sorry for her. Thanks a lot, Genius."

~Sly Has Spoken~

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A diabolical Stephen King villain who kidnaps children and murders old ladies:

Still a more pleasant party guest than Tomi Lahren

In real life, actor Colm Feore is a nice guy