Monday, June 17, 2019

So Far I'd Be Fine With President Pete


When I hear and see Lord Dampnut, I start swearing and have to refrain from throwing things because everything that comes out of his smarmy pie-hole is abrasive, confrontational, a bald-faced lie, and/or mind-bogglingly stupid. 
Listening to Pete Buttigieg makes me feel like I just smoked a joint.
Granted, it is necessary to analyze where each of the candidates stands on important issues and not make choices based on feelings alone.
All else aside, I can't imagine this man taking to Twitter at all hours of the day to covfefe about witch hunts and fake news while blathering about how the failing (fill in the blank) is telling lies about him, quite possibly while referring to himself in the third person.
Of course, a rabid baboon flinging poop would be preferable to Lord Dampnut. But wouldn't it be nice to have a President who presented as calm, diplomatic, and reasonably intelligent? I've almost forgotten what that's like.

~Sly Has Spoken~

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